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Saturday, January 14, 2012

AUG 17 2004, THINGS YOU KNOW. (Classic EMANUEL)






Aug 17, '04 10:14 AM

Things you Know

But you refused to accept it. 

The following are examples of situations you know the answer to but refuse to accept the truth:

Your best friends newborn baby looks more like
your Man than her Baby Daddy

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

Your Boss just told you that if
you are late one more time, you will
be terminated. You have to be at work
at 9, its now 9:03 and you are still
in bed

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

Your new girlfriend just got finished
deep throatin, and lickin your balls
for over an hour and she says this is
her first time.

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

Your daughter is getting kinda fat...
in the stomach area.

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

Your girlfriend suddenly wants
your best friend to hang with you two
more and more.

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

You keep hearing that grinding sound
when you hit your brakes but continue
to drive

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

You find some panties in you
man's car and he tells you
he bought them for you.

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

Your 12yr old child
has more money than
you

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

Its been three months
and no period, and you've
had unprotected sex -three months
ago

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

Your man comes home smelling
of pussy and you still give him
and hug and a KISS!

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

He fucked you and now
you can't reach him by
phone, email, carrier pigeon,
nada.

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

When you two are alone
you are his WOMAN, but when
you are around his friends and
family, you are his "friend"

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

The sack of weed has more seeds
than weed and you still buy it

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

You come home and the
locks are changed. She
said she was gonna do
it but you didn't believe
her

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT

AND FINALLY

You come home and find
your man and his best (guy)
friend in the house in nothing
but their boxers. They tell you
that they were hot. Its DECEMBER.

THINGS YOU KNOW
BUT REFUSE TO ACCEPT.

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