DAY 2 RANDOMNESS

It amazes Me how I know way more about fixing things around here..than the maintenance guys.  I tell em about a problem and what I think they should do to fix it.  They tell Me...its something else.  After everything is said and done....  I was right.  And I don't even have a degree in....asshole. haha

Christmas time is here...and ummm...sorry Jesus...but you are no longer the "reason for the season".  Hell...even Santa has taken the back seat to the New meaning of Christmas..

.....THE SALE!!!

We keep acting like we just like each other...but we both know...WE REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER. haha


I went to the grocery store cause... I was out of coffee and snack stuff and I wanted to make some spaghetti this weekend and I was OUT OF COFFEE...so  I get My stuff and I never realized I had a "transport" button in My Car...cause next thing I knew... I was at Gamestop.  And...well...since I was sitting in front of the building...I might as well...go in and just look around.  How I ended up walking out with a game in a bag....is beyond My mortal comprehension.

I like it when we kiss and cuddle...almost as much as when we cuddle and kiss.

Just got My text confirmation that My new phone will be here by 12/7.   I can't believe I had to stab Satan in the balls...and piss on his camp fire....just to get some justice from T Mobile.

Does anyone still own a Waterbed?  Cause....sexin in that contraption was like trying to thread a needle while staying afloat in the Ocean.

and finally....

If I know I'm insane...that means I'm smart enough to recognize My insanity. Sooo...I may be insane..but I'm SMART.  (gonna tweet that) haha