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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

I HATE....

People who feel the need to drop brand names or designer labels.  Seriously??  I could give a fuck if your flat screen is 72inches or you're wearing Prada or Gucci.  But...now I know you got a 72inch flat screen...so watch ya back. haha


Overly religious people....get on My nerves.  Especially the ones who will cuss your ass out...gossip on their friends...judge...everybody..  then tell you to have a blessed day.  Seriously...what the fuck is up with that????


Fat people who get skinny...so now..they hate...and talk about..fat people.  They should know...the pain that brings..so why...continue the cycle???


White people who say they don't date...white people.  If they won't date em.....why should I?  I'm just sayin.


People on FB that post shit like..."I hate life"...and I take time out My busy life to be nosey and ask what's wrong...and they say..."I don't want to talk about it."  Ok...soooo...why you post that shit???  Attention maybe???


People that were once struggling and humble...and once they overcome and get half ass ahead of the game...they start acting like a asshole.  They fail to realize..they are one good fuck up from going back to...being broke and humble. hahaha


Muthafuckas in line at the grocery store on the fuckin cell phone...and they are too busy talking bullshit to hurry up and put their shit up to be checked out.  One fuckin item at a time???  Put the phone down...get the shit out the cart..and lets move on with life.  I don't give a flying fuck if Johnny stood your rusty kneecap ass up.  hahaha


Real young kids with a better cell phone than mine.  Its just...wrong.  hahaha


Women who want men to finance their lives..but don't want to lick balls?  2Pac said it best... "Fair exchange"  hahaha


Ok....let Me stop.


just..some shit...


I fuckin hate.


hahahaha


now watch someone send Me as message asking who pissed Me off or what's wrong.


Sooooo...let Me head you off...


No one...and nothing.


just


a


blog.

Monday, May 2, 2011

AIN'T THAT A BITCH

Isn't it funny?

A man is dead....and...there is celebration in the streets.

kinda like....

the Crucifixion....minus the Cross.

Hail Ceaser!

Women and children are murdered every day...and Men are put on Death Row and fed their last meal....and then....they are killed for their crimes.

No one....gives a shit.  No parties in the streets.

Because this situation...is deeper than that.

We just killed a Evil Muslim.

that....calls for a drink and block party.

Funny thing?

He used to be a friend.

We gave him...education...to do the things he did.

Now...we celebrate....the hole...in his Head.

Sooooo...

I guess...on Sunday morning....we sit and hear the words of prosperity.

What God will give you...if you....give to God.

and oh....we do what we must....to get that...prosperity.

New car.

New house.

Yeah...we make it rain.....come offering time.

but we overlook....

what God says about...

forgiveness

are we any better..than the one next to us?

Last night....

So many of us had....

stones in our hands.

Ain't that a bitch.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

THE BOOK OF EMANUEL Chapter 5

5:1  When you say you're sorry...and you do the exact same thing again....you were NOT...sorry.  Yes,... you are a sorry excuse for a so called Human Being.  A sorry sack of shit are thee.  But...you are not sorry for the wrong deed you did.  And one day...you will burn in the eternal flames of Hades while having a gasoline enema.

5:2  If you are conversing with your fellow man...and you really don't know much about the topic of the conversation....  shut the fuck up.  Seriously...its best to be quiet and let folks think you know something..than to open your mouth and all kinds of stupid shit comes out.  People don't mind stupid people, but they dislike stupid people who pretend to be smart...and only look more....stupid.

5:3  Do not Lie on your neighbor...unless...the Lie is the truth. (Marinate on that)

5:4 Stop saying  "I usually don't do this"...when you know...you ALWAYS do that.

5:5  When you tell someone to kiss your ass....you do understand that you are inviting them to partake in a semi intimate act with you.  You know this right? 

5:6  You can make a Hoe a Housewife...but she'll be a Hoe-ish Housewife. 

5:7  Sometimes a One Night Stand...can turn out to be...a Lifelong Cluster fuck of Drama and pure bullshit.

5:8  Which leads Me to this last bit of knowledge....  I hope everyone understands that they can't be bringing this earthly bullshit to the Heavens.  You know this right?  Leave that bullshit here.  Clean out your Soul prior to departing...or you'll end up walking the earth as a mindless spectre.  Which is a pain in the ass.  There is no greater punishment than to NOT belong to HEAVEN or Hell. 

5:9 And after Emanuel spoke to the crowd... He departed...and went into a building and purchased some coffee...and continued His journey.

Friday, April 8, 2011

EMANUEL- THE (somewhat) COMPLETE STORY

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EMANUEL 1. HATERS 0

Well...its damn near 6a in the morning and the ban on My Blog being posted on Facebook has been lifted.

Victory is Mine.

And with that said...  I'm gonna put this puppy to rest. 

Again:  If this isn't your cup of tea...  don't click on it.

The Mature Content Disclaimer...is there for a reason.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

A FAMILAR ROAD

Well....looks like someone doesn't like My raw and uncut views.  Someone feels the need to flag My blog on Facebook cause its..."abusive".  Someone apparently doesn't have shit else to do in life...so they attempt to shut Me down...on Facebook.

Now...when I decided to blog again on this particular site...I did as I did on Livejournal.  I made sure...its posted that there is adult content...so...you have to accept that...in order to read the fuckin Blog.

Which makes Me question the purpose of reporting Me.

If someone has issues with Me...then come to Me...don't do the coward thing and attack the blog.

If someone doesn't like the content of the blog...then don't read...the blog.

But...all that is too simple. 

So...now...I'm kinda pissed.  No.  I'm more than kinda pissed.  I'm fuckin pissed.

Every blog I've had...someone has had issues with My views...or the...rawness of My poetry.

Yahoo 360..someone tried it.

LiveJournal...someone kept hating on My shit.

Now...I get banned from FACEBOOK?

Un..fuckin...believable.

Well...I can't lie and say this isn't fuckin with Me.

Not gonna say its not....irritating.

I just don't understand....people and their actions.

Sooo....

I've been judged.

I've been shut the fuck down on FB.

But....

I know how to bypass the bullshit.

Now I gotta go...

Pirate blogger on dat ass.

I will still post on FB.

Ya think ya won?

Naw...

You just made Me work a tad bit harder

to spread My views...

Like it or not....

I'm gonna keep doin what I do.

Soooo

If you are reading this...

Just delete Me as a friend.

and all this will be over.

cause..

The blog...will not stop.

FUEGO!!!!

Ahhhh....I'm in Heat again.  I hate it when I'm like this.  That whole..."flesh is weak" thing is a bitch best served cold.

The goal is to not get so weak....that I make a call that I will regret...after the deed is done.

That...wouldn't be a good thing.

So.....here I sit.  Hot.  Horny. Slightly..irritable.  Nothing on the telly keeps My attention.  Can't concentrate on any one thing...cause right now...

all I want....is to taste some forbidden fruit. 

A good...make out session would kinda ease the pain.

But alas.....

I can't/won't make that call.  

It would be like...calling Satan and inviting him over for a plate of hot coals.

Yeah....he'd indulge in the coals...but then he'd want to stay and shoot the shit all night long.

Then he'd keep fuckin calling and then get all fuckin emotional and then forget that it was just a fuckin plate of coals and then I'd have to hurt his feelings and then the bullshit starts and then....

I regret even making the call.

Soooooooo

Here I sit.

Way past the porn satisfaction stage.

Past the...shake it off stage.

I'm somewhere between.....

Suck it up and deal with it St.

and

Make the bootycall  call Ave.

And to make things worse than worse.....

There's a female in the other building who wants some.

BUT...

That...would be setting Meself up for some major shit.

Cause...I'd be breaking Rule 453.

Keep the pussy at least 4 miles away from where you live.

Argggggggg......

Ok...venting this ain't working.

I'm gonna go cook something and have some coffee.

and turn off My phone and put it in the closet.

hahaha