5:1 When you say you're sorry...and you do the exact same thing again....you were NOT...sorry. Yes,... you are a sorry excuse for a so called Human Being. A sorry sack of shit are thee. But...you are not sorry for the wrong deed you did. And one day...you will burn in the eternal flames of Hades while having a gasoline enema.
5:2 If you are conversing with your fellow man...and you really don't know much about the topic of the conversation.... shut the fuck up. Seriously...its best to be quiet and let folks think you know something..than to open your mouth and all kinds of stupid shit comes out. People don't mind stupid people, but they dislike stupid people who pretend to be smart...and only look more....stupid.
5:3 Do not Lie on your neighbor...unless...the Lie is the truth. (Marinate on that)
5:4 Stop saying "I usually don't do this"...when you know...you ALWAYS do that.
5:5 When you tell someone to kiss your ass....you do understand that you are inviting them to partake in a semi intimate act with you. You know this right?
5:6 You can make a Hoe a Housewife...but she'll be a Hoe-ish Housewife.
5:7 Sometimes a One Night Stand...can turn out to be...a Lifelong Cluster fuck of Drama and pure bullshit.
5:8 Which leads Me to this last bit of knowledge.... I hope everyone understands that they can't be bringing this earthly bullshit to the Heavens. You know this right? Leave that bullshit here. Clean out your Soul prior to departing...or you'll end up walking the earth as a mindless spectre. Which is a pain in the ass. There is no greater punishment than to NOT belong to HEAVEN or Hell.
5:9 And after Emanuel spoke to the crowd... He departed...and went into a building and purchased some coffee...and continued His journey.
I keep coming back to this.. I keep reading 5:1 over and over...
ReplyDeleteand then I feel that I need the coffee in 5:9.. and my head hurts...
Peace to you!! and a hug or two as well my friend..
Flesh/shell/mshell.. you know me right..LOL One of those..lol