UNIVERSAL RANDOMNESS

Since Free Porn on the net has become available...I haven't watched a Porn DVD in years.  Soooo...now I have two trash bags full of Porn DVDs.  I wonder...could I have a mini yard sale.  ????  or better yet...Ebay???

I can't stand folks who always talk about what they "USED" to have.  "I used to have a House...a Car."  And now..they don't have dick.  Its not about what you were or what you had.  Its about who you are now. 

If I got laid right now...I think I'd lose My mind.  Its been a while.  I'd have to..pre plan and make a to do list. hahaha. 

If next year really was the end of Mankind..you'd never know it.  Not a whole lot of folks attempting to ....get right..with God.  In fact...seems like folks are getting wilder.  I guess its gonna be like tax day or xmas shopping.  Everyone is gonna seek salvation at the last minute. hahaha

People love to complain.  Rich folks complain about being rich.  Poor folks complain about being poor.  Employed folks complain about being employed. Unemployed folks complain about being unemployed.  Sinners complain about religous folks.  Religous folks complain about sinners.  We complain about rules and the ecomomy.....and this and that.  But...miss the fact that we are....alive.  Then again...folks complain about that.

Its funny how folks pretend to be smarter than they are...and in doing so...they look dumber than they actually are.  Go figure.

I think if I could just..smell some cootchie...I'd be...ok.

Not supposed to have it...but...I am soooo craving a Honeybaked Ham..and some homemade potato salad.  I'd go into a Ham induced coma.

They used to teach shorthand in school.  I wonder if folks use that anymore?

I saw this porno where this chick was laying on the bed...farting.  Kinda odd...but I watched the whole 4 minute and 32 seconds of it. 

On that note:  When is 3D Porn coming out.

and finally;

Next time I do have sex.  Oh boy.  I'm gonna beat that kitty up like I'm the neighborhood bully.  I'm gonna spank it like it came home after curfew.  I'm gonna bang it like a drum in a rock band.  I'm gonna slap it like it disrespected Me.  I'm gonna dig deep up in it like it was a African Blood Diamond Mine.  I'm gonna break it...like it was a Wild Pony. hahaha

and I'm gone.

I C...U C 2011

I C

U C

We C

the Possibilities.

Long time....

Like the making of....a good Wine.

U C?

what I C?

Its like...

Stepping out the Dark.

Like...

Laying on the grass....in the rain....at a Park.

Refreshing

Invigorating

U C?

what I C?

Eye to Eye...

Toe to Toe

Passion and Ecstacy

Without removing clothes.

Simple conversation.

yet

Complex Words.

Every word that's spoken...

I understood.

I.....heard.

UC?

What I C?

Take our time

and...

Let whatever this is Grow.

No need to rush...

Slow...is the way to go.

You complete the Equation.

Peak...My deepest Imagination.

Do....

U C?

What I...

C.

Emanuel C. 2001/jan/29

THE AWAKENING 2011

Everytime I close My eyes...I see your face.

Everytime I think about those lips...My heartbeat begins to race.

You're all up in My mind.

Got Me wanting you all the damn time.

I feel My nose begin to open wide.

Got that..."tingly" feeling deep inside.

I wanna hold you.

Feel you.

Taste you.

Penetrate you.

See the love and lust in those sexy brown eyes

as I part those thighs.

Lick

Lick

Drip

Drip.

It just a matter of time...

cause eventually....I'm gonna make you Mines.

Gonna own that ass like a Master owns a Slave.

Spank that ass till its hot to the touch..when you don't behave.

I want you.

Gonna have you.

and what you don't give Me....I'll take.

My Inner "Freak" was asleep....

but because of your sexy ass...

It is now....Awake.

Emanuel C.  2011/01/29

IROC

I rock. Like the rhythmic beat of an
Old School Ballad. I rock. As I finger you
deep.. while I toss your salad. I
rock. That fat cock... that hits that
"Spot". Non-Stop. I rock.
Pussy lickin skills.. that gives your spine
sensuous chills. I rock. A freak
capablility.. to make a female's panites drop
instantly. I rock. A "freak"
imagination. And after I get in those
guts... I give good conversation.
I rock cause of the way I get
down Hittin it so deep it makes that
fartin sound. I rock. Cause I
make em cum till they get a cramp in their
feet. Then hold em tight... as they
fall fast to sleep. I rock
bitches.... I Rock! Copyright
2006, Emanuel Chrisentary  

CELESTIAL

A billion Stars...
A billion Suns.
Shining bright...piercing the Night
With its warming glow.
but only one Star....
shines on Me....and makes My emotions grow.
I'm bound in its gravitation.
Its heat....ignites My freakiest Imagination.
Its heat warms the coldest part of My Soul.
Its pull on Me....
Stronger than a Massive Black Hole.
This Star shines bright in the Sky.
I can look directly at it.....
and it won't hurt My eyes.
Placed in the Heavens by God's own hands.
Feared by Women...
Adored...by Man.
Each morning I wait for it to rise..and shine.
As I orbit its Beauty....one more time.
A Celestial Body....A wonder of the Sky.
I can see all the Beauty of the Universe
When I look .... in its eyes.    


E. Chrisentary 2011/01/18

HOW I ROLL 2011

I never profess to be the best..

Don't wear an "S" on My chest.

I try to keep it real in everything I do...

And if you can't feel My flow....

then the Hell with you.


My words can warm the coldest Heart.

My touch..can make any woman's legs part.

Some folks say I'm all arrogant and shit...

but they don't know Me...

not...one... bit.

Yeah....I'm all that and a lil bit more.

I got the Love of the Ladies...

but that don't make Me a...Man-Whore.


I can't help it...I got it like that.

God gave Me this gift...and I ain't givin it back.

I'm a Simple Man.

with a Simple Soul.

Living Life to the Fullest....

Cause...that's....

How I roll.

Emanuel Chrisentary 2011/1/1

2011

2011.  Wow!  Not trying to sound old...but...  1961 seems so far back in time.  I've seen so many things.  Watched History being made so many times.

And still....  no Flying Cars.

I have been blessed by the Almighty to see 2011.  So many don't have this blessing.  So...now that I'm here...what am I gonna do with it???

I'm going to live.  Live and Learn and....and enjoy this wonderful gift of Life that we sometimes take for granted.

I swear...if I hear one more person complain about their job...I'm gonna shit a brick.  So many don't have jobs.  So many don't have food or a home.  Its amazing how we sometimes overlook...just how blessed we are.

And if you are reading this...you...are blessed.  Cause...you...are here...in 2011.

I make no resolutions.  I make no promises.

But....

I do ask for wisdom and knowledge to make the right decisions as I go thru this year.

2011.  wow! 

What wonders will come this year?   What technological advances will we see? 

How about...

My fuckin Flying Car. hahaha