UNIVERSAL RANDOMNESS

Since Free Porn on the net has become available...I haven't watched a Porn DVD in years.  Soooo...now I have two trash bags full of Porn DVDs.  I wonder...could I have a mini yard sale.  ????  or better yet...Ebay???

I can't stand folks who always talk about what they "USED" to have.  "I used to have a House...a Car."  And now..they don't have dick.  Its not about what you were or what you had.  Its about who you are now. 

If I got laid right now...I think I'd lose My mind.  Its been a while.  I'd have to..pre plan and make a to do list. hahaha. 

If next year really was the end of Mankind..you'd never know it.  Not a whole lot of folks attempting to ....get right..with God.  In fact...seems like folks are getting wilder.  I guess its gonna be like tax day or xmas shopping.  Everyone is gonna seek salvation at the last minute. hahaha

People love to complain.  Rich folks complain about being rich.  Poor folks complain about being poor.  Employed folks complain about being employed. Unemployed folks complain about being unemployed.  Sinners complain about religous folks.  Religous folks complain about sinners.  We complain about rules and the ecomomy.....and this and that.  But...miss the fact that we are....alive.  Then again...folks complain about that.

Its funny how folks pretend to be smarter than they are...and in doing so...they look dumber than they actually are.  Go figure.

I think if I could just..smell some cootchie...I'd be...ok.

Not supposed to have it...but...I am soooo craving a Honeybaked Ham..and some homemade potato salad.  I'd go into a Ham induced coma.

They used to teach shorthand in school.  I wonder if folks use that anymore?

I saw this porno where this chick was laying on the bed...farting.  Kinda odd...but I watched the whole 4 minute and 32 seconds of it. 

On that note:  When is 3D Porn coming out.

and finally;

Next time I do have sex.  Oh boy.  I'm gonna beat that kitty up like I'm the neighborhood bully.  I'm gonna spank it like it came home after curfew.  I'm gonna bang it like a drum in a rock band.  I'm gonna slap it like it disrespected Me.  I'm gonna dig deep up in it like it was a African Blood Diamond Mine.  I'm gonna break it...like it was a Wild Pony. hahaha

and I'm gone.