THE BOOK OF EMANUEL Chapter 5

5:1  When you say you're sorry...and you do the exact same thing again....you were NOT...sorry.  Yes,... you are a sorry excuse for a so called Human Being.  A sorry sack of shit are thee.  But...you are not sorry for the wrong deed you did.  And one day...you will burn in the eternal flames of Hades while having a gasoline enema.

5:2  If you are conversing with your fellow man...and you really don't know much about the topic of the conversation....  shut the fuck up.  Seriously...its best to be quiet and let folks think you know something..than to open your mouth and all kinds of stupid shit comes out.  People don't mind stupid people, but they dislike stupid people who pretend to be smart...and only look more....stupid.

5:3  Do not Lie on your neighbor...unless...the Lie is the truth. (Marinate on that)

5:4 Stop saying  "I usually don't do this"...when you know...you ALWAYS do that.

5:5  When you tell someone to kiss your ass....you do understand that you are inviting them to partake in a semi intimate act with you.  You know this right? 

5:6  You can make a Hoe a Housewife...but she'll be a Hoe-ish Housewife. 

5:7  Sometimes a One Night Stand...can turn out to be...a Lifelong Cluster fuck of Drama and pure bullshit.

5:8  Which leads Me to this last bit of knowledge....  I hope everyone understands that they can't be bringing this earthly bullshit to the Heavens.  You know this right?  Leave that bullshit here.  Clean out your Soul prior to departing...or you'll end up walking the earth as a mindless spectre.  Which is a pain in the ass.  There is no greater punishment than to NOT belong to HEAVEN or Hell. 

5:9 And after Emanuel spoke to the crowd... He departed...and went into a building and purchased some coffee...and continued His journey.

EMANUEL- THE (somewhat) COMPLETE STORY

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EMANUEL 1. HATERS 0

Well...its damn near 6a in the morning and the ban on My Blog being posted on Facebook has been lifted.

Victory is Mine.

And with that said...  I'm gonna put this puppy to rest. 

Again:  If this isn't your cup of tea...  don't click on it.

The Mature Content Disclaimer...is there for a reason.

A FAMILAR ROAD

Well....looks like someone doesn't like My raw and uncut views.  Someone feels the need to flag My blog on Facebook cause its..."abusive".  Someone apparently doesn't have shit else to do in life...so they attempt to shut Me down...on Facebook.

Now...when I decided to blog again on this particular site...I did as I did on Livejournal.  I made sure...its posted that there is adult content...so...you have to accept that...in order to read the fuckin Blog.

Which makes Me question the purpose of reporting Me.

If someone has issues with Me...then come to Me...don't do the coward thing and attack the blog.

If someone doesn't like the content of the blog...then don't read...the blog.

But...all that is too simple. 

So...now...I'm kinda pissed.  No.  I'm more than kinda pissed.  I'm fuckin pissed.

Every blog I've had...someone has had issues with My views...or the...rawness of My poetry.

Yahoo 360..someone tried it.

LiveJournal...someone kept hating on My shit.

Now...I get banned from FACEBOOK?

Un..fuckin...believable.

Well...I can't lie and say this isn't fuckin with Me.

Not gonna say its not....irritating.

I just don't understand....people and their actions.

Sooo....

I've been judged.

I've been shut the fuck down on FB.

But....

I know how to bypass the bullshit.

Now I gotta go...

Pirate blogger on dat ass.

I will still post on FB.

Ya think ya won?

Naw...

You just made Me work a tad bit harder

to spread My views...

Like it or not....

I'm gonna keep doin what I do.

Soooo

If you are reading this...

Just delete Me as a friend.

and all this will be over.

cause..

The blog...will not stop.

FUEGO!!!!

Ahhhh....I'm in Heat again.  I hate it when I'm like this.  That whole..."flesh is weak" thing is a bitch best served cold.

The goal is to not get so weak....that I make a call that I will regret...after the deed is done.

That...wouldn't be a good thing.

So.....here I sit.  Hot.  Horny. Slightly..irritable.  Nothing on the telly keeps My attention.  Can't concentrate on any one thing...cause right now...

all I want....is to taste some forbidden fruit. 

A good...make out session would kinda ease the pain.

But alas.....

I can't/won't make that call.  

It would be like...calling Satan and inviting him over for a plate of hot coals.

Yeah....he'd indulge in the coals...but then he'd want to stay and shoot the shit all night long.

Then he'd keep fuckin calling and then get all fuckin emotional and then forget that it was just a fuckin plate of coals and then I'd have to hurt his feelings and then the bullshit starts and then....

I regret even making the call.

Soooooooo

Here I sit.

Way past the porn satisfaction stage.

Past the...shake it off stage.

I'm somewhere between.....

Suck it up and deal with it St.

and

Make the bootycall  call Ave.

And to make things worse than worse.....

There's a female in the other building who wants some.

BUT...

That...would be setting Meself up for some major shit.

Cause...I'd be breaking Rule 453.

Keep the pussy at least 4 miles away from where you live.

Argggggggg......

Ok...venting this ain't working.

I'm gonna go cook something and have some coffee.

and turn off My phone and put it in the closet.

hahaha

ODE...TO THE HATERS

It seems that in these days and times....people love...to hate on other people.  No matter what you do....you'll find someone....hating.  They jump on that ole Gossip Train...and head straight to....

Haterland.

Lose you job?  Haters.

Get a good job.  Haters.

Ride the bus.  Haters.

Buy a Car.  Haters.

Sinner?  Haters.

Find God?  Haters.

Single.  Haters.

Find a Mate?  Haters.

Homeless.  Haters.

Buy a New Home? Haters.

Broke. Haters

Get $$$$.  Oh..hella Haters.

Stupid.  Haters.

Intelligent?  Haters.

Happy?  Haters.

Sad. Haters.

No matter what you do...or how you do it...

there's a Hater.

So....lets raise out glasses to the Haters.

They ain't got shit to do in their lives...

but hate on others.

Funny thing is....  they don't hate on...the fact that they are a hater.

They can't see that far past....the hater..ism.

To...the Haters!!!!

Skoal!

QUESTIONS

If God can accept us as we are...then why can't WE accpet others in the same manner?

If we believe in..and want to go..to Heaven.. then why do we live like there is no Heaven?

Why do we love material things..more than Human Beings?

How can we judge others on things we also...do?

Why do we pretend....that we are more...than we really are?

Why do we fear Love?

Why do we have more faith in the negative...than the positive?

Why do we cheat and its ok...but if our mate cheats...its not...ok?

Why do we lie...to obtain love?

Why do we live..beyond our means...to impress others...who are insignificant in our lives?

Why do we kiss ass....to be accepted?

Why do we believe in others...but can't believe in ourselves?

Why do we love those who hate us...and hate those who love us?

Just....some questions.

MARINATION MOMENT

Its not who you know.

or..

What you know.

Its...that..you KNOW.

cause...

No matter who or what you know...

if you don't know nothing

It don't matter...who..or what...you know.

cause its all about....

Knowing.

Ya know?

CEREBRAL INTERCOURSE (The Turnout)

As My mental Penis penetrates deep in your brain

I draw you into My world...of Lust and Pain.

You want to feel My penetration....

again

and

again

and

again.

My mental Penis is now deep in your Mind.

I hear you say...

Your MInd..Body..and Soul...

are Mine.

You feel drunk from My Mind fuck...

Like you drank a gallon of fine Wine.

As you gaze into My eyes you see the darkness of My Soul.

Moisture grows in your tight hole.

You realize....I have Control.

My words envelope you like some invisible smoke.

The power of My words...makes your Mental being Choke...

My Mental Penis is getting deeper and fear starts to set in.

You want to run...to flee...wishing this Mind fuck would end.

But your body wants more.

Your brain....is so sore.

Cause I'm fuckin your mind like a Beast.

Your body and soul....are a buffet for Me to feast.

You see the Power in My eyes.

You feel the wetness run down your thighs.

In your MInd....only you...can hear your cries.

As I My Mental Penis....rips a hole in your Mind.

You feel like your mind has been totally abused.

Your vision is blurred.

You feel confused.

Now I pull out real quick.

but you want more of this Mental Dick.

Now you feel like a dope fiend....

who need a fix.

You realize...I have control of that ass.

Run lil rabbit.

Run real fast.

Your stay away but you yearn

You want...to return.

Cause that fuck blew your mind

And although you ran away from Me.

you know that ass....

will eternally....

belong to Me.

Emanuel Chrisentary 2april11

The Mind and its Limitations (Youtube Post)